LashGASM Mascara by Too Faced

i'm hot just like an oven

:LashStash Buy:

The name is so childish...LashGASM.  Then again, this mascara has me all hot and bothered.  Against all odds...

The odds: 

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  I came close to chucking without trying.
• I'm not a fan of Too Faced.
• I detest their other mascara.
• The wand is thin and skinny.

...it came out a winner (for length, not fullness):

These are 100% unadultered photos. My lashes. Insane right?

Please ignore the lifeless eyes.  I am a walking zombie right now.  In fact, today is the first day in about a month I have NO PLANS.  Zero.  Nada.  Except I am going to watch Vampire Diaries and message Cracker in tandem.  I miss her.

Love it.